09.23.08
Asshole on the bus
*R Rated Language Below*
As always the bus was crowded today. This little bitch like male humanoid creature decided to stand in the aisle and essntially rest his ass on my shoulder. I pushed the cretin off with my shoulder, he didn’t move much. I nudged his leg with my hand, while saying excuse me. No response. I firmly tapped his arm with my hand, while saying “Buddy” loud enough for a two seat radius to hear me. The little bitch moved his fat behind to lean in such a way as to not be in any physical contact with me. But he still did not say a thing to me, or even looked at me.
This asshole motherfucker pissed me off. Impolite little motherfucking piece of turd.
The rest of the trip I indulged in some self therapy to process my rage. I sat and thought of all the different ways I could hurt him. Hurt him bad enough to not kill him, but at least result in some broken/dislocated bones, teeth and cartillage, in other words a world of pain. Once I had drawn up a number of possible tactics, based on the martial arts I’ve sutdied, the cramped quarters, and our relative positioning, I decided to categorize them based on the basic martial art involved. In the end it was a close call between the kick boxing and Hapkido approach. While kick boxing provided opportunities of employing some brute strength moves that would result in the satisfaction of feeling bone/cartilage breaking against a strike, it also involved some high risk moves. Hapkido would provide a more controlled strategy, though it would involve dislocating joints rather than breaking bones, though I would still get to break cartilage and teeth. In the end I decided that kickboxing was the winner.
I feel better now. I know one’s not supposed to hit people in today’s society, but I consider people bumping my injured shoulder, with their fat ass, assault; and I do believe self defence is allowed under the law…
