10.18.09
Chilis Sucks
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09.23.08
Asshole on the bus
*R Rated Language Below*
As always the bus was crowded today. This little bitch like male humanoid creature decided to stand in the aisle and essntially rest his ass on my shoulder. I pushed the cretin off with my shoulder, he didn’t move much. I nudged his leg with my hand, while saying excuse me. No response. I firmly tapped his arm with my hand, while saying “Buddy” loud enough for a two seat radius to hear me. The little bitch moved his fat behind to lean in such a way as to not be in any physical contact with me. But he still did not say a thing to me, or even looked at me.
This asshole motherfucker pissed me off. Impolite little motherfucking piece of turd.
The rest of the trip I indulged in some self therapy to process my rage. I sat and thought of all the different ways I could hurt him. Hurt him bad enough to not kill him, but at least result in some broken/dislocated bones, teeth and cartillage, in other words a world of pain. Once I had drawn up a number of possible tactics, based on the martial arts I’ve sutdied, the cramped quarters, and our relative positioning, I decided to categorize them based on the basic martial art involved. In the end it was a close call between the kick boxing and Hapkido approach. While kick boxing provided opportunities of employing some brute strength moves that would result in the satisfaction of feeling bone/cartilage breaking against a strike, it also involved some high risk moves. Hapkido would provide a more controlled strategy, though it would involve dislocating joints rather than breaking bones, though I would still get to break cartilage and teeth. In the end I decided that kickboxing was the winner.
I feel better now. I know one’s not supposed to hit people in today’s society, but I consider people bumping my injured shoulder, with their fat ass, assault; and I do believe self defence is allowed under the law…
09.08.08
Bloody Sunday
I liked this movie. It was well shot and gave the documentary/reality feel. It was about the Bloody Sunday incident which involved the British army killing 13 Irish demonstrators in the city of Derry. Watching this movie I can’t but think about what America and NATO is doing in Iraq and Afghanistan. Ivan Cooper the MP from Derry says at the end of the movie that this violent action by the British army would result in large numbers of recruits for the IRA which would earn the Brits a world of hurt. He was right when he said that, and that’s exactly what happened. Well, the US and its Allies are doing thousands of times worse things in those poor countries, and then they are surprised by the rise of extremist groups. This world is a sad place, doomed to be manipulated and ruled by unethical bigots only concerned about money and power.
09.04.08
Back from vacation
Got back from vacation earlier this week. We had fun at Killington. On the way there though we stopped at Rochester for a couple of days where I rankled my skeleton badly enough that I hurt for the rest of the vacation, though it was the good kind of pain. Spent a many hours in the heated pool at the place we were staying at in Killington. Tried out the alpine slide, it turns out though if you have another person sitting on the sled with you it takes a *lot* of strength to keep the brake lever down. The gondola ride up the mountain was very cool, the resturant and hike on top of the mountain were very nice as well.
All in all, a good restul time.
09.03.08
Prison Break - why does my wife do this to me!?
So, my wife likes to watch Prison Break. Up to this season I have always held that Prison Break is a reasonably horrible TV series, but the new season crosses the line of reasonableness. The plot, the acting, the music, everything about that show is nauseatingly stupid. To her credit my wife did agree with me that the current season was crap. Hopefully she lets me remove it from the DVR’s scheduled recordings.
08.22.08
I go vacation now
I am going on vacation today. I did not know where I was going till today. The plan is to go to Rochester, Toronto, Rochester, Killington and then home, in that order. It should be fun, or so I hope.
Tried to watch Eureka on the Scifi website, firefox crashed half way through - I don’t have the patience to try again. Stupid firefox!
08.19.08
The Dark Knight - again
Just came back from the movies. Went with my wife to watch Tropic Thunder, it was sold out so we watched The Dark Knight instead. I had seen it already, but my wife had not. I actually enjoyed it more the second time around. My wife liked it too. It was a fun night out. Abba looked after the boys while we were gone - that was very brave and kind of him. Did not work out today - I really need to get to the gym tomorrow…
08.18.08
Olympics Opening Ceremony
So I finally watched the Olympics opening ceremony. It was pretty cool, and very artistic. The guy running around the stadium top with the torch was very impressive. I already know that London’s gonna suck compared to this. After all they don’t have the culture and history that China has. I also don’t think that they have the discipline and organizational ability to pull off something like this. They’ll probably end up having the not so cute girl singing at the ceremony.
08.17.08
Nice Weekend
I had a nice weekend, now coming to an end. I biked to the gym and worked out, twice. At least I feel like my body is doing something worth doing. The weather was nice. I think I’m going to give submission wrestling another go. Hopefully my shoulders won’t fall off. I’m looking forward to my week off next week. It should be relaxing… hopefully it actually is.